They are both unfiltered.
Kinda messy.
A little embarrassing.
So DUM DUM DUM, let's play
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
An utter and complete lack of impulse control. Push a friend. Run away. Say mean words. Pee on the floor. Walking down the middle of the street is the only possible way to get where I am going.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Hiding the corner because you did or say something you knew you weren't supposed to do.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
I could WALK down this hill, but rolling is way more fun. Yes. Rolling it is.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
No matter the meal options... catered, mom made, cafeteria choices, PIZZA always wins... Cold, Hot, found on the counter or floor the next morning... it is still pizza and pizza always wins.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Not being able to put words with the right things, and the results being hilarious. Can't read that ice skaters' name? I'm rooting for... YELLOW. OMG, SHE FELL DOWN, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Not getting your way no matter how unbelievably right you are... and as a result falling to tears, tantrums and general creation of an embarrassing scene?
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
It's so nice that you have words Mom/Man, but me? I have words!!! You have opinions, I have truths. I am going to filibuster my correctness and words and talking ability for a Strom-Thurmond-record if I must.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
In that vein, I don't WANT to go to bed. I want to talk. I mean really really talk. Have I told you about my day? Yes? Oh... well, have I told you about my hopes and dreams because now is the only possible time to do that...
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
THESE PANTS MUST COME OFF NOW.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Kissing all the friends on the way out of the room. All of them. Lots of hugs. Requests for ones and forced ones on unwilling people? OMG, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THAT PIZZA THAT I JUST DOMINATED
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Right now, I hear music, and all I need to do is DANCE.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Holy shit, I found a shiny penny on the ground. It is my new best friend and I am the luckiest person that ever touched the universe. Don't know me? You should.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
OMG this song on the radio is the only song that should ever exist in the future of songs. We must play it over and over and over and over again. And DANCE. Have you seen my awesome dance moves? You must see my awesome dance moves!!!
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
I just fell asleep, half in my bed, half out of it.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Lying. Indiscriminately. Unbelievably. Just to get attention lying. "Saw a hippo in my room, MAMA." "My dad is a US Senator." Not that far apart.
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Grapes dipped in ketchup? Don't mind if I do!
Toddler or Drunk College Sophomore?
Parenting lesson learned?
Life is unfiltered.
Kinda messy.
A little embarrassing.
They are always going to make some bad choices. Keep em' out of (baby) jail.
