That one when you are going to write a post

That one where you are going to post a lengthy diatribe, but too lengthy for Facebook, and there aren't enough threads for twitter, and you don't want to just airdrop it so you post a couple photos of your kids to get yourself off the dime.

Also, you now have seen the pirate costume ride for six out of eight years of parenting.  Not bad for $11.99.