Shawn outed me.
Potty training is, and will not, be my parenting forte.
I yelled for the first time ever, and then felt like a shithead. I explained my frustrations later with words... but ya'll, he's two. So he's confused, and I'm a schmoe.
People outsource everything in DC. There's got to be an underground business contracting this stuff out.
I won't patent these-- go for it.
I'll stick with the cute on-the-slide together photos.