OWW: Do I Pass the Smell Test?

So... do I pass the smell test?

Remember back to last week, the garlic old wives' tale?

The gist of the tale: They say that if you eat a clove of garlic, and the smell comes out through your pores then you are having a boy. If no garlic is detected then you are having a girl.

Well, I took some poetic license with it.

Mostly because I had some ground turkey I had to use for dinner tonight.

And Shawn is at a business dinner.

So I made turkey tacos, since he hates taco dinner.

So I'm renaming the garlic test into the.... TACO SEASONING TEST!

Tacos are full of all kinds of pungent smells... chili powder, onions, garlic, and my favorite cumin.

So take garlic, replace with cumin. Take clove, replace with "mixed into your ground turkey" and you have:

THE TACO TALE! They say that if you eat a turkey taco seasoned with cumin, chili powder, onions and garlic powder, and the smell comes out through your pores then you are having a boy. If no cumin, chili powder, onions and garlic powder is detected then you are having a girl.

The taco tale says girl.

Or maybe I just smell like the four tums I had to take after I finished my taco.