1: Designer Barf Bags
Fortunately Susann has not had to much of a problem with mourning sickness.
2: Temperature Test Rubber Ducky
Is it that hard to figure out the bath water is too hot?
3: Bathroom Baby Harness
This the one you use to hang your child on the wall while you use the restroom. I probably should not be to harsh with this one. Sounds like something I might need.
4: Placenta Brooch
5: Baby String Bikini
6: Baby Perfume
Ever heard of baby powder?
7: Breastfeeding Simulator
What's wrong with a bottle?
8: Ride-on Vacuum
Kid needs to learn the value of work.
9: Birth Doll
This one is for parents who already have kids. A little TMI.
10: Thudguard Infant Safety Hat
I have a feeling that our child will have a fairly hard head - those Edwards/Miller genes.